Vajazzle-what??

So, I’ve just finished watching The Joy Of Teen Sex on Channel 4 (aired in the UK) and I must say, I actually learnt a lot more about sex, learnt more things. One thing cam up in the show which is called ‘vajazzling’. Now only one question was in my mind at the time.. WHAT THE FUCK IS VAJAZZLING???? Then I remembered seeing this in an episode of The Only way Is Essex (don’t judge me).

VAJAZZLE | “To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.” - Urban Dictionary

It seems to be the new thing for women. I don’t even know how long this has been going on for or who came up with it, but I will be honest and drop my opinion on it.. I’m not feeling that look. I don’t really get why women do it. I mean it’s nice to have a pretty kitty but must it look like a multi-coloured crystal butterfly or bunny rabbit? It’s like nowadays the media affect what’s cool and what a woman’s vagina should look like down there, especially the porn scene, although I have yet to see this in porn and have yet to meet a woman who’s got one done.

I don’t think I could go down on a girl that has one done, like the thoughts of it somehow choking on one piece of crystal or it sticking all over my face.. errrgh! Not cool is it?

I just want to know what’s so cool about it, why are women getting into it and what for? Anyone got answers, please message me!